GREAT QUOTES ABOUT DOGS

GREAT QUOTES ABOUT DOGS

So many great things have been said about dogs and they deserve it all!  Here are some of our favorites:

To Err is Human, To Forgive is Canine - from a bumper sticker.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastorate

If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right!  I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.-Robert Benchley

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

Lord, please make me the person my dog thinks I am. - sign

GREAT QUOTES ABOUT CATS

GREAT QUOTES ABOUT CATS

Cats don't like change without their consent. -Roger Caras

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens - Abraham Lincoln

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. - Cervantes

Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Collette

There are no ordinary cats. - Collette

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems. - Helen M. Winslow

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo DaVinci

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

It's better to feed one cat than many mice. - Norwegian Proverb

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P.G. Wodehouse

It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Did St. Francis really preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats. - Rebecca West

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill


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