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GREAT QUOTES ABOUT DOGSSo many great things have been said about dogs and they deserve it all! Here are some of our favorites: To Err is Human, To Forgive is Canine - from a bumper sticker. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastorate If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perserverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.-Robert Benchley Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams Lord, please make me the person my dog thinks I am. - sign GREAT QUOTES ABOUT CATSCats don't like change without their consent. -Roger Caras No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens - Abraham Lincoln If cats could talk, they wouldn't. - Nan Porter There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer Those who will play with cats must expect to be scratched. - Cervantes Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Collette There are no ordinary cats. - Collette Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems. - Helen M. Winslow The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo DaVinci If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne It's better to feed one cat than many mice. - Norwegian Proverb The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P.G. Wodehouse It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. - P.J. O'Rourke Did St. Francis really preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats. - Rebecca West Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill |
Lighten Up - Some Dog Show Terms ExplainedAngulation - The degree to which dog handlers will bend over backwards to impress judges. Balance - (a) How to arrange the checkbook so your husband won't know how much money you spent on dog shows last month. Usually done in the bathroom with the door locked; (b) Ability to hold coffee, danish, leash, treats and entry form all at once Bitch - (a) Proper name for a female dog; (b) Name often heard at dog shows, not always to describe a female dog. CGC - Canine Gastrointestinal Catastrophe {aka GAS} Coat - The hairy covering of a dog that usually falls out about one week before the Specialty show. Crabbing - What you do when the judge doesn't like your dog. Dam - (a) A female dog with puppies; (b) Expression frequently overheard at dog shows as losers leave the ring.
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